In this world.. there are two sorts of men.. the haves and the havenots. Me I'm a havenot... see I don't have a girlfriend, so me.. i'm the kinda guy that wants to be a have! I want a hot chick to have!
Now i see all these dudes with their hot chicks.. and then they fuckin cheat on them.. and well honest to god it makes me mad! I would give my left nut.. my right nut.. shit and my virginity for a hot chick!
Now I know I sound like a pussy .... but really... why?? why do the haves have to be such assssshollleeesss and fuck it up even more for us havenots!!!
I speak whats on my mind.. right now.. i want to castrate all the haves.. simply so I have a better chance of getting laid!!
Damn all you haves!! damn you till your penis's fall off! And once I become a Have.. I shall petition for changes!! I understand god gave us a penis and a brain.. but only enuff blood to run one at a time.. but dammit.. that is not an excuse!
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haha. you sound like a whiny pre-pubescent girl. and you have a one track mind.
keep posting though. it's fun reading about my brother whining about his pathetic life.
x.
i don't like you...
Question: If the 'Haves' are arseholes, wouldn't the hot chicks dump their sorry asses anyway?
Unless of course, we're assuming that the hot chicks you are referring to are brainless twits who can't distingush an arsehole from a gentleman. Interesting.
There is, however minute, a possibility that I am wrong and that they are NOT all suffering from Cerebral Diarrhoea. In which case they would certainly be scheming gold-diggers who are quite content to trade in fidelity for materialistic pleasures. Even more interesting.
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