I R BORING

I've realised that I am a very shallow person. Ok that is not true. I've always known I'm a very shallow person. Let's face it I ain't pretty but the fact that I refuse to settle for some ugly chick, well that makes me shallow! Honestly, I'm fine with that!

The scary part is, I'm also aware of how "little" I have to offer. In other words how boring I can be.

I have all these friends, and they all have so much to talk about: Music, Art, Fashion, Current Events, etc. I obviously don't know jack squat about any of these things. Sure, I could start reading a News Paper and catch up on Current events, but what's the fun in that!

I have a colleague who we call BWSP and he knows all about bikes, books, music, art, etc, I have another colleague who is an encyclopedia on food, wine and other spirits.

I have a Mom who reads the news paper every day, loves Jazz Music, knows how to paint and various artists. I could go on, but why bother! I have a brother who loves Music, Politics, Current Events, etc. Hell, he can even go to a strip club and get a stripper to converse with him for hours on end on subjects that are most inane!

It's shameful how little I have to offer, I mean apart from video games, sex and sports, I draw a blank on all other topics. By the way if you aren't feeling sorry for me yet, you should be! I sure am!

I think the day it dawned on me how "boring" I am is when I realised that I tend to find most women I speak to really dumb. Now ofcourse there are two possibilities:

1) The women I speak to are actually very dumb!

2) I am just too boring to interest them.

I believed in the first reason for a long time, problem is it's not possible that I'm constantly meeting only dumb women. I mean isn't there a law of averages at work somewhere?

So, now I'm starting to think maybe I'm the boring one.

You know on second thought, screw that! I blame it on the dumb women I've been meeting. After all how can anybody that loves cartoons, comics, sex, sports and rides a bike be boring??