Sex... what is it good for???

The other day, I was talking to a colleague and no it wasn't BWSP (Batman Wannabe Scared of Pigeons!). It was another colleague, and yes it is amazing how many of my colleagues like discussing sex.

Anyway there we were taking a "smoke" break. Mind you I don't smoke, I just enjoy the break and the incessant chatter that always goes with it. Sigh, there I go digressing again. Ok back to the topic at hand. So we were taking a smoke break and we were discussing some of our friends and how long it's been since any of them got laid with an HCHHSSTT and how frustrated they all were. Through the discussion we realised that really we need to come up with the concept of "Pity" sex.

Now I call it "Pity" sex, well because... it's Pity sex!

Pity sex basically entitles those people that have either never gotten laid, or haven't gotten any action for a long period of time (say 2 years) to basically approach any one of the opposite sex and say "Lets go do the horizontal bop-sho-bop!". The person who has been approached cannot refuse unless they have a really good reason. Oh! the old standby of "I have an headache!" or "Sorry, My boyfriend is jealous" just doesn't cut it here. Sometimes, you have to take one for the greater good!

Now I know, you think this is just not done! People shouldn't just be allowed to get Pity sex, after all there are hookers / gigolos out there for everybody!

Well let's just face it, paid sex doesn't really do much for self esteem.

The fact of the matter is, if Pity sex was available to people, the world would be a much better place.

Imagine if Hitler got some Pity sex from some Jewish chick, you really think he would've tried to kill all the Jews?

Sheesh! Osama wouldn't have claimed Jihad if he just got some Pity sex! I mean really the 100 virgins when you go to heaven? Most Jihadians (Yes, they are a different kind of people in my mind!) would take Pity sex over the possibility of 100 virgins in heaven! (They are stupid and naive, but not that naive).

The 10 year war between the Greeks and Trojans was over sex. One guy was getting it, the other was denied.

My point is war would be near obsolete with Pity sex around. After all, how many times have you picked a fight with some Guido in the bar just to get laid?

Sigh, imagine a world without war. Pity sex, fixes all your problems and ours!