So I figured, since the last post was about something smart. It was time I posted something that was smarter. I know you, my ardent reader are wondering "What exactly can he talk about that is smarter but Non-Intellectual?"
Well, it's simple! My question is three fold. And I really want answer's, so if you know the answers to these question's, please let me know. So without further ado the questions are:
1) Have you ever noticed women (especially in India) buy tops (We're calling anything worn above the waist "tops", as I'm too lazy to call out the different kinds of clothing worn by them. The list is endless!) that essentially show off a fair amount of cleavage.
Now, I don't have a problem with women wearing something that shows off cleavage. Hell it's a good thing! What upsets me is when women choose to wear something else under the top that essentially covers any cleavage that was revealed!
It's the same with skirt's. They'll buy these skirt's (nice and short) and then wear tights under them! What is the point? It's ok if they haven't waxed / shaved their legs and are covering something up. However, we all know it's not because of that!
If women are trying to do this to tease us, it's not working! It's more infuriating then anything else.
I know they blame it on us, saying "You pervs stare too much!" but my answer to that is "Don't dress like that if you don't want us to stare!". And don't even think about countering that with "Well, that's why we wear tights!" cause like I said it defeats the purpose! (As you can tell this really irks me!)
2) Why is it that sometimes a girl can look very attractive, and other times she can look really unattractive? I mean with guys, we're just unattractive all the time. At least we believe in constancy. I mean lets face it we are constantly ugly! At least I am, but women refuse to chose one side. Honestly, it's not fair because you know as well as I do, we only want to date the attractive version, not the ugly one. I know it sounds callous, but the fact is if we're dating a girl and one day she looks like an HCHHSSTT, the last thing we want to do is introduce her to our friends when she's not looking like an HCHHSSTT. You could blame it on the light, sure the light can do crazy thing's. For some reason though, I just can't blame the light for everything. It happens way too much for it to be blamed on light.
3) Why will all women take this post negatively instead of seriously asking themselves the above questions and answering them?
Sure, I know most people will say I'm a perv for asking these questions and will then go on to ellaborate how it's completely irrelevant. However, I feel if we knew the answers to these questions, the world would be a better place.
For the record I am not a perv, and I do not stare at women in High Heels, Short Skirts and Tight Tops! (At least not all the time!).
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3 comments:
Haha u pervert!!!
Thought u changed after reading the previous post ...
well , what can we say. a gal will never understand a guys mind and vice versa. i doubt anyones got the ans to this.....
Someone needs to get laid. And bad.
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