Decisions, Decisions..... Decisions!

I have to admit, I do find it a little ironic. I started as a daily blogger, matured into a weekly poster, and ended up becoming a monthly updater.

I've received a lot of feedback on how I should be posting more regularly and well believe it or not, I've been busy. If I'm not working, I'm out drinking, if I'm not out drinking I'm at home watching T.V. on my bed and lets face it typing while laying flat on your back is as dangerous as drinking water when laying down.

So obviously, you my avid readers have read the titles of my and are asking what are these decisions that need to be made?

Well to make things easier, and because I just like making lists; Let us start a list and hopefully writing them out will allow me the insight I need to make these decisions.

1) Are females better or worse than men at cock blocking?

Okay this per-se is not a decision, but it is an interesting question! Ask yourself, how many times in recent history have any of your female friends hooked you up with one of their "hot" female friends? (This question is for guys really, unless you are a girl and play for the other team). Let's face it, this rarely happens!

This past week I went out with this woman who refused to let our mutual guy friend meet her female friend. Only when I labelled her a "cock-blocker" did she relent and start feeling guilty! The way I see it, with guys, I know what I'm getting (A cock blocking bastard!). With women not only will they cock block but they'll actually try to hook you up with their ugly friends!

I have a feeling this is because all women that befriend guys, befriend them out of the need for "guy attention", and once you start dating a "hot" friend of theirs... Well you won't be giving them any attention.

DECISION: Women are definitely worse cock blockers than guys.

2) The next decision I need to make is slightly more serious. It's a career decision.

The other day I was sitting at work and looking at a colleagues presentation and it dawned on me. I am not cut out for this line of work. Basically I'm not cut out for anything related to management, marketing, business structure, advertising, etc, etc. I can go on, but you get the point. It's not that I'm not good. I am good, I'm just not interested and hence I'll never be great, and while I may not appear to care, I do yearn for greatness!

The problem is, what am I cut out for? Now some people (namely my MOM!) have told me that I should take up writing. Problem is, I don't want to become a copywriter or have anything to do with advertising. That leaves me with journalism. Since the only section of a newspaper I'll ever read is the sports section, that leaves me with just sports journalism. Since the only sport I avidly follow is Basketball... well you get the point! The options are so limited.

The other options are, doing voice overs for people. Specifically cartoon's. Again something not easy to break into. Acting, definitely something I would like to do. Except I don't think I can handle that kind of rejection. Let's face it... Brad Pitt I am not!

So you see where my problem lies? I need to make a decision, but am in no position to do so.

DECISION: Quit my Job and join a travelling circus as the Circus Strong Man / Resident Superhero.

3) Should I cock block a friend or not?

It's been a while since I've gotten some. I believe this has to do with the recession. Since people are getting fired left and right, there are fewer women out there and hence I am getting less play. This may not necessarily be true but it's a very convenient excuse right now.

So there are these two women that came to my apartment the other day along with a colleague from work. Now one of the women happened to hook up with a pretty good friend of mine. So I don't hold a grudge against him. In fact I am all for him getting "some".

The problem arises with the second girl who spent the evening speaking to either me or the colleague (I say colleague because I don't know him well enough, and I really rather not give him naming credits in my blog).

Now, ideally I could go in cock blazing and block the road for him simply by not letting either into my apartment ever again. This is the easy and most obvious choice. While I may end up shooting myself in the foot, what they do outside of my apartment is not my problem and personally what I don't know - doesn't hurt me.

However, as a Manly Man I should take the higher road and help them out. (By the way the reason I'm not in the game for the girl is simple, I didn't take her number. This was a decision made by me, and as such I stand by it)

So what should I do here? Let the guy get the girl? or cock block while in my apartment?

DECISION: COCK BLOCK ALL THE WAY!

Note: All Manly Men are allowed to cock block 3 times in a lifetime. This is just how it is. It's what makes us MEN!