So today is indeed a happy day. It's not because my loser of a brother turned 33. Well partly it is. But it's primarily because today I found out that I'm going to be a God Father!
That's right! God Father! Imagine me... a God Father! I've already decided I shall be the coolest God Father ever. I shall teach the kid about comic books (Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman!), motorbikes and HCHHSSTT's.
If he's a boy than I'll teach him to be a Manly Man! I'll teach him the finer points of playing video games, convince him to learn and instrument so we can start a band, so much to do.. so little time!
If the baby is a girl, I shall teach her to avoid non Manly Men and also teach her 101 ways to not become a brat like my younger sister. (Sigh, unfortunately I wasn't around in the formative years and my younger sister turned out to be a really big brat. She's a lovable brat, but a brat nonetheless.)
So besides teaching my awesome God Child about all this stuff, I plan on getting him or her their first tattoo as well! Sure, the parents may not be too happy, but lets face it, they knew what to expect when they made me the God Father! (No taking it away from me now! Too late!).
All in all, I'm really happy today my bro turned 33, my best friend got his wifey(who is a very awesome chick!) pregnant and named me the God Father. It's a good day indeed.
Oh by the way, I still have a couple more best friend that are yet to get married and have kids! Once they get done, I'll have an army of God Children!
Together, we shall either start a band or take over the world!
Michael Corleone who???
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I need to start copyrighting ways to take over the world.
heaven help the god children.
U bet trish
OMG I cant stop imagining Zaev's kids with tattoos
which best friend's wife is pregnant? do i know them???? why am i in the dark? thought i knew ALL your best friends!!!!
Yeah Zaev who is this best friend ?? do I know him or her and yeah what was he or she thinking ??
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