LIfe is a Highway!

Yes, I just ripped off a Tom Petty song, so sue me!

I just spent the last two hours trying to come up with something readable to write about. You see I actually had quite an interesting weekend, unfortunately it doesn't seem as interesting when I write about it! Does that make it not interesting?

Well I figure to make it simple, I'll let my ardent readers judge. I shall jot down the events and you my fellow fans can decide for yourself if you would wanna trade places with me:

1) Decided to get drunk on Friday and follow it up by hunting for Puff the Magic Dragon. In the end, got drunk and "smoked" Puff the Magic Dragon.

2) BWSP and I had the priviledge of watching some of our friends getting hounded by multiple characters who make Medusa look like Cindy Crawford. All the while had the additional pleasure of somebody playing "DJ" on my PC, and constantly switching tracks 30 sec's in. I swear this person is never getting laid. (Rule 101 - Those who switch before the tracks play out will pay the price by not getting laid. One year for every track!)

3) Got my bike back after a week at servicing and cosmetic surger. She had her Handle Bar changed. I would compare it to breast implants. Bigger is definitely Better! Allowing for more balance and much better handling!

4) I got to third base. This is always nice. Been a while too.

5) Decided on the spur of the moment to get a drink at an old haunt of ours on Saturday, only to discover it filled with people we knew. I even had the fortune of realising that women are indeed crazy and there is no accounting for taste. Also, Indian women are champions at settling for the first guy that buys them a ring. Well, a ring or a car.. either one.

6) Drove down to Lonavla at night. This is the first time I've driven 100+ Kilometers at night. Let me tell you, nothing quite like it. I've come to the conclusion that a) Indians don't realise their cars have two settings for the head lights and b) They are scared of the dark.

This would explain the fact that they constantly have their headlights on high! It's called a low beam! Learn it! Accept it! USE IT!

7) Got back at 6 AM from Lonavla, what should've been a three hour trip took only two hours. End result, BWSP has a concave ass and I lost possession of my family jewels. Also, for some reason people don't believe in being open at 6 AM and serving breakfast! What is this world coming too?

8) Watched the Chinese Grand Prix, was a little disappointing. Lamenting the fact that I'm missing the NBA playoffs for the third year running.

9) Reaffirmed the fact that I truly do not ever want to be stuck dating an Indian chick. This is an ongoing realisation.

10) Decided to take the bike out for a ride in the evening, was craving Kebabs so got me some of those. Also ended up taking a shower Au De Natural! Good times!

and finally

11) Spent 30 minutes talking to my sister where I was trying to convince her to get married to her boyfriend who is studying to be a lawyer. This way, I can go to her for handouts and also she ends up with a kid and names me the Godfather. She spent 30 minutes trying to convince me that she loved me. Don't think either of us got very far.

Well, that was my weekend in a nutshell. Between third base, Lonavla and Friday Night Drama. I'd like to think it was interesting. Amazingly enough, I still have a quart of Jack left.

Life is a Highway... I wanna ride it all night long.