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So first of, before we go any further I have some good news for all my ardent readers. I have finally "invested" (FREE!!) in a domain name and have decided to move my blog to Posterous.com temporarily. I actually envision building a complete website over time and will start sometime next month.

That is neither here nor there. What is here, is that now instead of typing zaevdutt.blogspot.com in your browser, you can type zaevdutt.com. See, I just saved you guys the time it takes to type out eight alphabets and if you are anything as slow as BWSP, well then I know I did you a big favour.

So moving ahead, I was asked a very interesting question by someone earlier this evening. Let's name her FPLFWA (Female Partner in a Law Firm With Ass), I have to take this moment to admit that even I find the name a little long winded and am not completely convinced she has an Ass worthy of the name, but I just couldn't think of anything more appropriate that was shorter.

Anyway, FPLFWA asked me earlier this evening "What keeps you going in life?"

Well, I have to be honest I couldn't answer her. Now before you panic, I'm not suicidal, it's just that there are a lot of things in life that keep me going. I also have to take this time to note that I hate posts that are preachy, long winded and use the world "clichéd" and this one may turn out a little preachy and clichéd. That's my disclaimer right there.

So, if I had to narrow it down to a list of 8 things that keep me going, they'd have to be as follows (Countdown time - I'm loving this!):

8) My bike - Lame? Stupid? Clichéd? Predictable? Unimaginatory? Yep, all that and a bag of chips baby!

7) The New York Knicks - I want to live to see them win a championship in my life time. Unfortunately, at the rate I'm going what with the abundance of cholestrol and lack of exercise in my life, there is a high likelihood that this won't happen. However in the words of Tupac "We gotta make a change!"

6) Owning a beach house / a Villa on some desolate "green" island with a fair amount of rain and writing a book in said beach house / Villa - While, this isn't something I've been thinking about since I was 8 years old, it is something I would like to try and get done. Two things that helped inspire me:

a) Watching "Love Actually" where Colin Firth writes a book in his Villa by the lake and at the same time manages to hook up with a really attractive Portuguese Housekeeper. Yes, I liked the movie and I'm Manly Man enough to admit to it.

b) Going to a villa in Lonavala this past weekend, surrounded by tree's, pouring rain, fog rolling by on top of rooftops, lightning and thunder (which actually made me scream like anything but a Manly Man) all this added up to a very profound moment where I realised I wanted to write a book. Now to get over my fear of Dacoits.

5) Hooking up with a Latina HCHHSSTT, a red-headed HCHHSSTT and a blonde HCHHSSTT (preferably all at the same time) - Now, while I may not have the sexual competence to actually do all of the above three at the same time. I'm pretty sure I could handle them individually.

Again, I know how clichéd all this sounds but have you ever been with an HCHHSSTT, while she screamed out "OH! PAPI!" with a very sultry Latina accent. I know, I'm completely objectifying women right now, while doing a phenomenal job stereotyping the Latino people. I only hope Jesus (pronounced: Hesus) will find it in his heart to forgive me for this. What can I say, this is what I live for.

4) World War III - Now, while this may be the death of me. I think I deserve to be alive to see it start and then point a finger at everybody responsible, all the while saying "I told you so" while never really doing anything to help prevent it. I also figure, it may be the only opportunity I will ever get to fly a plane without a license and channel my inner Biggles!

3) Watch MWA (Mangie Wants Ass) and my brother getting married - At their respective weddings, I plan on making out with as many bridesmaids possible, while relishing the fact that I am single and for once in my life going to get more action than them.

It's never great for your ego when your best friend is MWA and you have an older brother like mine who managed to do everything before me and better than me.

2) Mom and Didi - Yep, parental pride. Be all that you can be. Etc, etc. Well truth be told, a lot of what I do is because of them. They keep me going. After all, my Mom forced me to keep writing, my Didi kept feeding me (explains a lot right?), together they are "Team Supreme". I figure the least I can do to pay them back is:

a) Outlive them - I know nobody likes burrying their parents, but I also know my Mom and Didi would hate to bury me first. This post is turning out to be cliched and morose.

b) Give them Grand Kids - While this competely goes against point #3, I still have to put it down here. They deserve grand kids they can spoil, even if that means I won't have crazy animal sex at MWA's and my brothers weddings.

and finally...

1) I refuse to end my life as a failure - Nuff said.

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