Monday, March 31, 2008

My First Pet Peeve

So, there I was, a beautiful day... and this woman was passing by. Now she was a very shapely woman, I won't lie on any given sunday I would have been interested and would have checked her out. However, on this day, she was wearing one of those shirts: tight and with a message printed on it.

Now, why in the world would a woman wear a shirt with something written prominantly on it. Not only is it tight, but it has something written on it!! Do women realise, whats going to happen next?? Well, I can tell you, I stared at her rather large top, simply in an effort to decipher the complicated print. Well, you can guess what happened next... thats right... she called me a jerk!

Why oh Why do women wear shirts like that, and then expect us manly men not to react the way we do? Its not that I was checking her out, i'm not that stupid. I'm very skilled at checking out a girl and not making it obvious, but this was different. I was actually trying to decipher the heirofuckinglyphics she had on her shirt!

Please, I beg all women, stop doing this to yourself. If you plan on wearing a shirt with print on it, expect to be oggled! If you don't enjoy being oggled, DON'T WEAR THAT SHIRT!

As you can tell, I get upset when called a jerk. Stupid shirts and high heels! damn them all!

2 comments:

Jayho said...

there is no other more simple and straight forward way of saying this. zaev, i must say, B-E-A-U-T-I-Full example.

and worst thing is, they claim innocence when questioned on their intentions, as well as their foresight after something like this. :D

Trish. said...

and its ogled not oggled you moron.