Why in the world do we make legal agreements so complicated? Why can't legal agreements be simple. How hard is it to deal with honor and pride? Must we resort to writing twisted, manipulative, dirty underhanded legal agreements that nobody can understand? Is this what the world has come to?
I bet World War III will be caused because some moron some where will sue another moron somewhere over the fact that the second moron failed to realise that he was a moron in the first place.
You are probably wondering why I am bringing up this topic, when I would personally much rather be talking about really hot chicks wearing 4 inch heels, tight tops and short skirts getting drunk and acting indecent. Well its simple, its because I'm going through this stupid legal contract that isn't allowing me to think of really hot chicks in 4 inch heels, tight tops and short skirts getting drunk.
Bottom line, we should do away with stupid complicated incriminating legal agreements, and instead live life through simple handshakes. Imagine all the time and legal fee's we'd be saving, and all the additional time we'll have to think about things that matter to us: getting laid, drinking, blogging, getting laid ... wait did I mention that already? Well, you get my point!
Down with Legal Agreements and Up with hot chicks in 4 inch heels, tight tops and short skirts!
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You have such a one track mind.
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