I am so frigging scared, my palms are sweaty, my heart rate has tripled, and I have this nervous tick in my right eye that makes every HCHHSSTT think that I am winking at them. Lets just say my cheek's are not naturally this ruby red color.
I just don't know what to do, this is worse than the time I dreamt about these two HCHHSSTT's, one brunette and one red head and they made me choose between sleeping with them or eating the worlds largest, juiciest, most succulent 20 oz steak (I live in India, nuff said!). Hell its worse than the time I dreamt I was Superman flying in the sky when I lost my ability to fly and started falling to the ground. The only saving grace that time around was that I was invulnerable.
Well, the deal is I suddenly ran into a lot of cash, lets not say from where. I refuse to incriminate myself in any way, and I have this immense decision to make. Do I buy an Xbox 360? or a PS 3? Or Do I just not spend the money at all? (Yeah Right!)
Its a Nightmare I tell you, a nightmare. I think its worse than the time I met that HCHHSSTT, I gathered my courage and asked her for her number and she said "Yes". Do you realise how much pressure that can cause, getting a number from a HCHHSSTT. Nightmare!
And Yes, I just broke the all time record for using the phrase "HCHHSSTT" in one blog post.
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3 comments:
you ran into cash... are you sure it's cash or plastic?
ummm.. mind your own business.
You thought you were superman lol !!
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