My First Serious Post

I'm on top of the world, I had money, cars, hot women in high heels, tight tops and short skirts, I was on top of the world.

Then I woke up, and realised that I don't have money, cars and sure as hell no hot woman in high heels, tight top and a short skirt. Reality check.

Its funny that when you are younger, you see your future self being so awesome and then as you grow older, you realise that not only are you not where you thought you would be in life but you had fallen so far off from where you would be.

It makes you ask yourself a couple of questions: What was it that stopped you from getting to where you want? Lack of ambition? Bad luck? Lack of intelligence? (Yep, most of us think we're all smarter than we are!) or simply Fear?

Which one is it? I never thought that I'd suffer from lack of ambition especially if the end result got me a hot chick wearing high heels, a tight top and a short skirt? I knowI don't suffer from impotency so it definitely wouldn't be Fear either. Though I will admit approaching the girl in the short skirt, high heels and tight top would definitely scare the beejeezus out of me. I also know I don't suffer from a lack of intelligence! So, it must be bad luck!

I guess I could blame all my shortcomings on bad luck, thats awesome I knew it wasn't me! It's all a lot of bad luck!

Me, I'm intelligent, ambitious and awesomely cool!

You know what the funny part is? We're all lying to ourselves.