My First Drink

I think I know why I do it, but I don't think I'll ever stop! For once I'm not talking about sex. I'm talking about drinking. Now for all you alchoholics out there, I just want to tell you "No, I am not an alchoholic", "No, I do not need help" and finally "Yes, if you drink alone at home every day with nothing else to do, Alchoholics Annonymous is a good place to go".

See, I enjoy drinking not so much for the sake of the actual alchohol as much as the stuff that follows later. I mean if you asked me to rate my favourite things that happen when drunk, I wouldn't know where to start!

I mean it could be the fact that every girl starts looking like a HCHHSSTT, or it could be all those deep philosophical conversations, it could be all the misplaced love that starts going around (I am not talking about homosexuality), the complete abandonment of all things sane and normal, or it could just be that it increases the chances of getting laid ((For all you romantics out there please replace the word "laid" with "making love") for everyone.

I really can't place my finger on any one of the above, its a combination of all I would think, with special emphasis on increasing the chances of getting laid.

I know, I know alchohol lowers your inhibitions, and if you wish to be this way all the time you are better of going to a psychiatrist to work out all your kinks. But, lets be honest $300 for an hour with the psychiatrist who probably is some old man with no personality or $20 for two drinks and the HCHHSSTT with no personality.

I think I know what I'm going to be doing tonight.