My First Decision

I have come to a decision, one that I expect will land me in a lot of trouble, but its one I have spent considerable time over and have decided to take sacrifice my well being for the team. I feel like a matyr right now, infact if this was a perfect world: a) I wouldn't have to post what I'm about too, b) Even if I did have to post it, I would receive knightship/sainthood for saying it or c) worst case scenario I would die and get a whole bunch of naked female virgins waiting for me up above.

Now I request all the women in the world to please read the following lines carefully: Facial hair does not look good on women!

That's right facial hair is for men, and even then only for Manly Men. You see I understand that its hard to avoid facial hair, I really do. I understand your plight, but the fact is that little xtubble you have on your chin, well its just not working for you. Not even when you bleach it and think we can't see it! It doesn't matter if the hair is black, blonde, peach or sunshiny bright its still hair that we can see, and well, you will kill me for saying this but it has to be done: Its just not right!

Please, for the sake of all that is good in this world thread that moustache, wax that beard (or whatever it is that gets rid of it!) and for god sakes side burns are not in! Not on men and definitely not on women.

I know us men, we're ugly and we're not much too look at even on our best days but the fact is women are beautiful, especially all the HCHHSSTT and its a travesty that the one of the few things in the world that makes it as awesome as it is, allows a small thing like facial hair to get in the way. If it was upto me, I would have the government invest money into researching ways to remove facial hair on women with minimal paid and effort, unfortunately its not upto me (see this is where the world is not perfect!).

So please for the sake of the betterment of this world, I emplore you to do whats right!