My First Hmmmm

There I was talking, dancing, laughing, doing all those things I normally do only when I'm either deliriously happy or ummm when I'm drunk! What is it about alchohol that lowers your inhibitions to the point where you actually make regrettable decisions?

I don't mean regrettable decisions like driving home drunk (as long as you don't kill somebody, if you do then you probably won't live to regret it), bribing the cop thats trying to give you a ticket, making promises to your significant other that you won't remember. These are all forgivable.

The decisions I'm talking about are the kind that trully make you wish you were dead. Remember the time you were so wasted you started doing pushups in the middle of a house warming party and thought you were so cool? How about the time you thought you were sober but you were actually dreaming it cause you had just passed out? What about when you thought you were in a bathroom peeing, but you actually pissed in your pants and imagined the urinal? Ever throw up on yourself and not remember doing it? Or the time you go and blow $400 in a strip club and start believing the stripper actually cares for you! and finally, my personal favourite, you wake up the next morning with no recollection how you got home and when you pee you completely miss the pot.

I guess the question we have to ask ourselves is, why do we do it?

Theanswer is simple, its the regrettable memories trully make you appreciate the sober ones.