My First Double

So, I've been getting a lot of flack from my female readers, they are under the impression that I hate women. First of all, I do not hate women. Women are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get till you open them (Yes, I stole that from Forrest Gump!)

You know what women do better than men? Women are better drinking buddies. Sure, every guy enjoys sharing a beer with their best friend from back in the day reminiscing about the first time they got drunk together, or that time they met this random chick in a bar and one of them tried to pick her up only to fail miserably, or that time they went to a strip club the night before graduation (True Story!). But really, none of that beats the positives of having a female drinking buddy.

For starters, assuming you have a hot chick for your drinking buddy, well lets just say it makes life easier when trying to pick up women at a bar. Lets face it, when other women see you standing there with a hot chick, it sends a positive message.

Second, most female drinking buddies are like guys, in the sense they are cool, lots of fun, talk absolute shit and can hold their liquor. There is one twist to it, they are way hotter than any dude you know. They have what I like to call T&A.

Third when you and your female drinking buddy start buzzing and feel like dancing, you don't have to worry about looking like an idiot, cause after all you will be dancing with a hot chick. The fact that she's your drinking buddy has nothing to do with it. Now, all the other women in the bar want to be with you and all the men want to be you.

And Finally, the clincher what makes women better drinking buddies than men, well if the girl gets so hammered and you get really hammered and the two of you end up waking up in the same bed the next morning, well lets just say it could've been worse.