Etiquette is very important in life. There is dinner etiquette which is very important. Nobody likes to see someone chewing loudly with their mouth open and food dribbling down the side.
You have Subway / Train etiquette where it's always polite to let people off the train before you try to get on, nobody likes to push and shove.
How about Club etiquette, where you respect peoples personal space in a club and try not to feel up every HCHHSSTT in the club.
What people fail to realize is how important Strip Club etiquette is. After all, everybody should go to a strip club at least once in a lifetime. And yes, there is strip club etiquette. To be quite honest, what you do in a strip club is a true reflection on who you are as a person.
Note: I'm actually dedicating this post to a colleague of mine who insisted I post on this after a recent episode she went through. We shall call her "Gadha".
So here you go, Strip Club etiquette:
1) When going to a strip club if you have never been to one before and are uncertain about how you will react in a strip club, please try to avoid bragging about it. It is not Manly Man like to brag about the fact that you will go buck wild in a strip club, especially when you know that once there you will end up with "Mini - me" between your legs.
- Do not be proud about getting action at a strip club, they get paid for it, and if you are going to talk, back it up or else it just goes to show how full of poop you are.
2) Once in a strip club, please remember that strippers are people too. Treat them the way you would like to be treated. After all would you like people gawking at you when you work and making remarks like "Oh this is embarrassing! Let's get out of here!" or "I can't believe there are naked women around! Let's go home!".
- How you treat people and the respect you pay them at their workplace is a reflection on yourself as a person. These women are performing a vital service to all the lonely men (and women) out there. Without strippers, the suicide rate would be double. That's more than most people can say!
3) You do not need to get a lap dance in a strip club. However, do not keep a stripper busy all evening on the pretext that you will eventually spend some money on one.
- Would you like your day to be filled with people wasting your time and you not having anything to show for it? From past experience I know this can be painful. Don't be cheap and pretentious, if you want the girl to "bump n grind" pay the price!
4) When sitting near the stage for a dance, make a point to carry singles, so you give at least $1 to the girl on stage.
- Bottom line, if you are cheap at a strip club, you will never get laid. Women do not like cheap men. If you can't afford to spend $10 a strip club, you shouldn't be there.
5) Finally, and this is really more for your self preservation than anything else: Strippers do not want to date you. They do not like you. They definitely don't love you. They just want to get paid. Do them a favor and stop talking about the time you lost your job, or the time your ex-girlfriend dumped you.
I mean come on, there is a very hot, very naked girl in front of you. Pay the girl her $20 and shut up and let her do her job.
So there you have it, basic etiquette. Follow this and you will find every strip club experience to be a very pleasant and fulfilling one.
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3 comments:
1) when was the last time you went to a strip club? 2) there are strip clubs in bombay? 3) you pay in dollars? thats rich!!!!!
1)Octoboer 2006, a strip club in Queens.
2)No and it's a crying shame!
3)$ are the currency of that land.
since you speak in the present, i assumed you were referring to bombay...
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