My First Admission

No, this is not about the time I was accepted into primary school and was ecstatic about it, or the time that one time when I first got into a strip club and didn't have to pay my way in.

This is basically me admitting to all my ardent readers out there why I blog. I mean sure there are tons of make belief reasons. It could be cause its a way for me to vent out my frustrations, its a nice way to air out my beliefs to the world. Maybe this was my way to let my family know that I do have some talent, deep down hidden talent... very very deep down.

I guess I could take the easy way out and say that "Yes" those are all the reasons why I write my blog, but the fact is I'd be lying to myself and more importantly YOU (Imagine a poster of Uncle Sam pointing at you!).

No, the three primary reasons behind me writing this blog are simple and in my opinion trumps all the above reasons, it may not be as awesome or as heart warming, but at least its the truth.

I write this blog in the hopes that one day somebody famous and powerful comes across it and realises my true potential as a writer of sorts, hell I'll even take a journalist job. I mean don't get me wrong I'm not fanatical about writing and I think all my grammatical and spelling mistakes have already shown all of you that, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't love being a journalist (specifically sports section!) or even a writer in Hollywood (that's a stretch but its a possibility!).

The second reason is basically an attempt at finding true love, that's right I yearn for the opportunity to find an HCHHSSTT through my blog. I can picture it now, a scantily clad woman surfing the net, comes across my blog and finds my topics riveting and she promptly decides to email me with pictures of her scantily clad. Now, most people will say this is a long shot, but fact is its a whole lot better than online dating. At least here I'm not making a blatant attempt at getting women! (OK, Now I am!)

The third and final reason is I hope to gain so much notoriety that my blog becomes so famous that I can finally have ads displayed all over it and make money from them, thereby becoming the next millionaire blogger! (This is also reaching, but possible!)

There you go, those are the reasons behind my logging in every day and writing about things that matter! Things that truly hit home! Things that nobody has the guts to write or talk about.
If you find this hard to believe, well then in the words of the Immortal Col. Nathan R. Jessep "You can't handle the truth!"