Wednesday, May 7, 2008

My First bit of Wishful Thinking

OK first off I know its a long title, couldn't be helped. Secondly its not as bad as you think.

Its hard having women for friends, cause no matter how hard you try you almost always end up thinking about them sexually especially at the most inconvenient situations and this has the potential to lead to some really weird situations. Most of the time though its under control, at least we hope it is.

The problem arises when you meet a girl who you've known since she was a kid. This is where it gets hard and I'll explain why.

So there you are growing up with this girl who is a lot younger than you, lets say about 4- 7 years younger than you. Now, when you are growing up you don't have any dirty thoughts in your head,all you can think about are 101 different ways to make this girl's life miserable simply because you can (Yes, I was and am a bully... can't be helped its a character flaw!). In a way she's sorta like that sister you never had or in my case the sister you had but couldn't torment (not out of any fault of mine).

Now, fast forward 10 years to the future, the girl just turned 21 and you are about 26. This is where it gets tricky, cause now when you meet this girl she's all grown up and is literally an HCHHSSTT. So what do you do?

Well... I have no clue! There I was all confused, I didn't know whether to be all brotherly or whether to screw it all and just be lecherous and make a move.

The problem is, its a confusing situation for any guy, none of us guys know what to do! I mean the right thing to do is be all brotherly, but then again the right thing to do is to get the HCHHSSTT.

All those porn movies "Naughty America - My Best friends Sister", they all lie. Its never as easy as they make it out to be.

I guess in the end, you just hope the evening passes by really fast and you next time you see her, she no longer an HCHHSSTT or you happen to be dating a girl who is an Hotter HCHHSSTT.

Pfft... Wishful Thinking.

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