My First Nonsensical Post

So, OK this isn't really my first bad week, but its damn well been a pretty bad week.

First, I have to find an apartment in the next week or I'm going to be homeless. Second, I'm supposed to take more initiative at work to come up with task's for me to do. That's not happening because let's just say I enjoy sitting on my ass doing nothing a little too much. Third I haven't gotten laid all week... OK I haven't gotten laid a lot longer than that, but you get my point.

Now, what does one do to make their week better? Me, I'd try drinking except I'm broke. I could try picking up chick's but again I'm broke and judging my recent track record I'd have to have a couple of million. I could always buy something to cheer me up, but wait did I mention I'm broke?

Now, sure maybe I got a little carried away and spent too much money on certain item's that really do bring a smile to my face, but that's besides the point. I hate to say it, but either I get a raise or its time to work out a new system where we don't need to use money.

Personally I'm good with trying either of the methods. I mean a raise would really be handy, except that I have a bad feeling I'm about to enter a new tax bracket and get my ass handed to me on taxes (This is what happens when you don't invest!). Since that is not going to work. I think we should come up with a new method where we don't need to use money. Sure we could try some kind of barter system but we've already decided that's doesn't quite work. Plus I have no services to offer.

So how about a system where we magically get everything given to us and don't have to do anything. I think such a system could easily be created. Just read Harry Potter! They could conjure up anything. I guess its time to conjure up an ... wait for it... wait for it... HCHHSSTT!

Yep, My first nonsensical post where I have absolutely nothing of value to say. Good times!

Did I mention a colleague and I are planning on modifying our Enfield bikes to work on water because the price of gas just went up again. That's right! Water!