My First Game

I've been accused of playing games. Apparently people think that I play games with other people. I pull their heart strings and twirl them around. That is a lie.

OK, true I do torture people psychologically but thats because those people deserve to be tortured. For instance my brother, I love him deeply, but lets face it after 16 years of physically torturing me, I'm just starting to get some payback. Most other times I believe I am a very nice person and could even get testimonials from people to prove it. I don't even enjoy games... well except for Strip Poker and the PS3 but thats different.

The point is, most Manly Men don't like playing games. We believe in getting the girl without having to play games where we act all mysterious and chase the woman and basically make fools of ourselves. I like to think of us more as cavemen... we take what we want and we aren't shy about it.

The point is, if I give an HCHHSSTT my number or vice versa I expect a call or I will call her, but I will not play games about it. I know... I know... All women love the chase, they love knowing how important they are to men. They like to feel special and hey you can't blame women for wanting to feel special, even Manly Men have rare moments where they want to feel special. But let me just warn all you women out there, the chase tires us Manly Men to the point that when we finally get the girl, we're already too tired and bored to do anything and more than likely will sleep with you and then dump you. Its the way of the world and I have nothing to do with it.

My point is games are for kids, lets leave it to them. For the record just cause I don't like chasing women doesn't mean I'm not a Romantic.