My First Man Post

So, I'm sitting next to a friend who wants me to discuss something on my post. Apparently she claims I spend way too much time discussing HCHHSSTT's and other "Inane" topics. Personally I don't agree with her point of view but I figured since she's a friend I'll do her a favor and discuss whatever it is she wants me to discuss. I guess we'll be leaving the "Stalker" post I had all prepared for another day.

So today's post is going to be about how women find men "convenient". The first thing I did is get clarification on what she means by convenient: apparently it means that men are always thinking that women are mad, always at fault, and that men do whatever pleases them, when it pleases them.

Now after analysing this argument from her, I've basically realised that I was wrong and that maybe somewhere she had a point.

We do think women are mad and are insane and are almost always at fault. I mean let's see women say "No!" when they mean "Yes!" and vice versa. They expect us to guess their multiple mood swings and we're also supposed to know the answer to the question "Do these jeans make my ass look big?" and "Do you really love me?". I mean come on! Really??? Now, that doesn't mean we won't put up with it! We'll deal with the insanity, I mean after all there are varying degree's of insanity and us Manly Men have nothing but love for all the women out there and personally if dealing with the insanity gets me laid again sometime this decade, well then so be it!

Now on another note do we always do things when it suits us? Yes, we do. I won't lie. We're selfish creatures and we love ourselves a lot. Enough so that we don't have to deal with self confidence issues the way all women do (Example of how ALL women suffer from self confidence issues: I told a model this weekend how stunning she looked, her response was "Don't say things you don't mean". This from a super hot model I would give my left and right nuts to date. Oh! And she was serious when she said that!). This inadvertently makes us do whatever we want when we want. This is how the booty call came around, lets face it we wanted sex at 3 am cause we couldn't sleep because we were suffering from our daily bout of rampant horniness and called the first girl we could think off. Wham! Booty call!

So, yes I totally see where this girl is coming from and I feel for her pain, cause after all for her to be calling us men convenient it must mean that one of us men did something which was probably very inconvenient for her. It's not easy being a girl I understand that, but really don't you women bring a lot of this on yourselves? After all you are the ones that answered that 3 am Booty call.