My First Non Debate

There I was, at a loss! Completely at a loss! I had no topic for today's post and frankly after yesterdays ho-hum post I needed a winner. I think for the first time in my life I felt like how the New York Times sports editor must've felt like after the Knicks failed to make the playoffs for the millionth time in a row.

But then it hit me, the way the New York Times sports editor ran right into the Superbowl and the Giants winning it. I ran into the most awesome column topic. In fact its such an awesome topic it's a non debate!

What is it? Drum roll please..... Ta da! 10 reason's why its better to be a Manly Man then a woman. I know this is a controversial topic and will raise many a hackle. Really though when you think about it, it's a non starter. Us Manly Men win from the get go.

The Reasons are:

1) We live in a male dominated society and get to do what we want. We also know how to use video recorders (Or in this day and age TIVO!) and don't need to look up instruction manuals for most electronic items.

2) We can have all the sex we want and never have to worry about getting labelled a slut.

3) We get to stare at all the HCHHSSTT's out there and not feel guilty about it.

4) We get to make completely stupid decisions in our relationships and then blame it on God by saying "God gave us a brain and a penis... but only enough blood to run one at a time!"

5) We can spend all day laying on the couch, eating chips, drinking beer, watching sports and never have to worry about looking fat in our jeans.

6) Did I mention we get to have all the sex that we want and never have to worry about getting labelled a slut? If I did... Did I also mention that we never have to fear about getting pregnant?

7) It takes us 5 mins to get ready for work, which means we get that much more sleep everyday than the average women.

8) We do half the work that women do and get paid twice as much for it as they do.

9) We don't have to shave our arms, legs, underarms, and nether regions. If we do shave our nether regions its a major bonus. But, we aren't required too.

10) Finally and probably one of the most reasons Manly Men have it better than women is that we get to Pee standing up! This is turn allows us to write our names in the most awesome of places with our Pee and that's just one activity!

I mean after that, is there any doubt how good we have it? Now, this is only if you are a Manly Man. If you are half a Man, well then you get some of the perks but not all. Either way it's still a stunning advantage and I for one would not have it any other way.