My First Selfish Post

You know I will be the first person to admit "I am Selfish!". Damn right I am selfish. If I wasn't selfish, then I believe that every tom, dick and harry is going to take advantage of me. If I wasn't selfish I'd find myself sharing all my food with other people and probably a few pounds lighter because of it. If I wasn't selfish then I wouldn't be out chasing HCHHSSTT's instead I'd be settling for any girl that came along. Oh hell if I wasn't selfish, I would never have left New York for Bombay... dammit!

The point of all the above self deprecation is simple, everybody is selfish to a certain extent. Some people are just more selfless than others and occasionally you get a few people that are more selfish.

Now, I'm generally proud of most of my selfish friends and family. I applaud their selfishism (I just created a new word) with great pride, but every once in a while when somebody does something that is stupidly selfish it just really upsets me.

I don't normally like to rant and rave, but since this is my Blog and I'm allowed to bitch all I want. I just wanted to take this opportunity to bitch against all those stupidyly (another new word, thats two in one post!) selfish people. Frankly all of you are giving the rest of us "normal" people a really bad name. I mean
come on, take a look in the mirror and grow up. Its not always about you. Sometimes its about the other people that fortunately for you, have surrounded you and given you the benefit of the doubt.

I'm not one to preach but to certain people with weird names that are stupidly selfish I say "Grow the fuck up you stupid bitch!" Now, please forgive me for my language it couldn't be helped.

Now I promise to post less with anger and rage and more with humor and gayness.