My First Brownie

First, I'd like to apologize for the fact that I have been unable to blog for the last two days. Fact is I was sick at home and also I refused to leave my new PS3 alone at home. So, I killed two birds with one stone. I know all you avid readers missed me, so I've decided to make it up to all of you, my awesomely avid readers.

So, I'm going to talk about something that will stun people, simply because they don't realise it exists. I am going to talk about the Brownie System. Some of you will probably stop reading at this point and think that I'm talking out of my ass (if you don't stop now, you may be inclined to stop later. I implore you to keep reading till the end). For those of you that continue, the Brownie System is simple, it's the basis of all relationships.

The Brownie System works on the basis that all men will screw up in a relationship, especially us Manly Men. Let's face it, all that Manliness leads to us getting cocky (hehe!) and hence we say and make stupid mistakes. Cheating on a girl by the way and then getting caught is not a Manly Man mistake. Those are made by pussy men. However, I digress. I shall discuss this in detail in another post.

Anyways, the point is we know we're going to screw up, so in an effort to minimise the damage we do things. Things that are special. Things that are cliche. For instance, a buddy of mine was going to spend the day alone with his girlfriend in his house (parents out of town!) and so he decided to play the guitar for her and sing her a song. Let me tell you, that alone was worth 10 Brownie Points (Takes 100 Brownie Points to bring a girlfriend's anger down by one level). 10 Brownie Points are a lot in case you were wondering. Another friend of mine took a day off and spent it taking care of his sick girlfriend. Even I use the Brownie Point system, I would SMS my former ex-girlfriends sweet nothings that would leave their hearts a-flutter.

Now, the thing is the Brownie Point system can also be used for other things instead of just getting you out of trouble. You can trade it for favors, such as laundry, cooking or, my personal favourite, naked pictures.

The blessed part of the Brownie Point system is that you never lose the points, the rewards are great and they can be refunded when you break up by having break up sex. And if more credit card companies and airlines used the Brownie Point system instead of their current Miles system, they would see a mass increase in revenue.

The Brownie System is, in one word, Awesome.

Disclaimer: Brownie can be used on HCHHSSTT's but is not as effective as on regular girlfriends.