My First Dedication

So I've been asked by a friend to write about her in my blog. Now, I could do the noble thing and write her a rave review. I could also just do what I usually do and ignore her request. However, I've decided to go against the norm and not only write about her, but try and make it interesting for all my ardent readers out there. How interesting? Well, its probably good toilet reading material.

So this friend, well she's an HCHHSSTT.

She's funny in spurts, she's equal amounts irritating and generous. She is the worlds worst back seat driver, but man does she look hot on the back of a bike. She follows sports, she is smart and brags about the fact that she is a professional over and over again (except you wonder how exactly she managed to become one, more on that later!) and like I said, she an HCHHSSTT.

And no, I'm not sleeping with her. However, I did date her once. Which puts me at one HCHHSSTT more than what most men get in a lifetime.

Remember, I said she was smart, well yeah she is except when it comes to men. She can be a little bit of a duh on that topic. Wait, not just men but a couple of other things too.

This one time a random guy gets her number and calls her using work as an excuse, then asks her to dinner and drinks and takes her out to a hot club, and basically does everything an average loser of a guy would do in an attempt to get laid. Now most women by this time would realise whats going on and either ditch the loser or sleep with him. Nope, not this girl she thinks he's being nice and only wants to help her career!

As far as she is concerned a "Split AC" is supposed to actually split in two and cool two rooms. Recently her significant other bought a Split AC for their apartment and she screamed at him for 20 minutes, cause it didn't cool two rooms.

Don't even get me started on when we go watch a movie, she constantly loses the plot literally and figuratively.

Now, you guys are probably wondering why am I wasting my time writing about her and your time making you read this dedication to her. I could say its in an attempt to get her in bed, but lets be honest I know and she knows it would never work out. She's just too much of an HCHHSSTT for me. We tried once and failed miserably.

No, I guess its just my way of letting her know how I feel about her. Equal amounts frustration and love.