My First Double Standard

So, keeping in line with my last post, I have decided to give my ardent readers what they want. Thats right another post about women. I know some people feel its like beating a dead horse with a stick, and to some degree I would agree that maybe it is. However, like beating a dead horse with a stick (something I have never done!), this is also a lot of fun.

Have you ever noticed, that whenever you ask a woman to rate a random girl, they come up with very snide remarks about how us manly men have no taste. Apparently, either the girl is too fat, too thin, too ugly, too tall, too short, too smart, too dumb, too dressed up, too sexy or simply just too cool for school. We also then receive a lecture on increasing our standards along with the occasional demotivating speech on how some women are out of our respective leagues.

Is it me? or are women just way more picky than men? And then they have the gall to say we're picky! Pfft... I call shenanigans!

Now, this is where it gets interesting, you see women will always rate random women they don't know with objectivity and hate, but when they are about to introduce you to a friend you've never met, the ballgame changes.

I have come to the conclusion that if you are going on a blind date, which one of your female friends have set up for you, be prepared to use the following grading meter, so as to discern the truth behind the "Blind Date".

1) If your friend say's she is awesomely hot and smoking, this probably means she's attractive.

2) If your friend say's she is good looking and fun, this means she is above average in looks and relies on her personality to make up for any of her deficiencies.

3) If your friend say's she is cute, well then its basically a boderline case where you may ask her for her phone number if you get drunk enough.

4) And finally, if your friend says she has a great personality, well lets just say I advise running as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Now, is it me or is that a double standard? I believe women need to work on a standardized way to rate other women once and for all. This would help eliminate all complications and us manly men may finally stop hearing the following words: you men have no taste in women!

We can all hope and pray for such a day.