My First Friendship Zone

May-day! May-day! I'm heading into the Friendship zone!

What you may ask is the Friendship zone? Well, the Friendship zone is the bane of my (and all men's) existence. Its the one place you enter and never leave. The only way out is death. Its a most dreaded place, and you never realise you are there, until you actually enter.

Most men know what I'm talking about, cause lets be honest its happened to the best of us. You meet a really hot girl (high heels, short skirt and tight top... you know the deal by now!), you manage to get her number and before you know it, the two of you get along really well. You can talk to her about anything. Every hour you spend with her seem's like a nano second and you believe that maybe, just maybe she's the ONE!

Except, before you know it, you missed your cue (if there even was one) and you are now in the Friendship Zone, thats right you have become her best friend! Sure, you get to spend time with her, do all sorts of fun things with her, but at the end of the day you aren't getting anywhere near her bed.

Now the most natural thing to ask is, How does somebody avoid the Friendship zone? Well, guess what there is no real way in with which you can avoid this, we all know how "awesome" women are at giving you hints that you may or may not stand a chance. I mean lets face it, you think you do, but you don't. You just have to hope and pray that you didn't miss your exit off this one way street to the equivalent of Hell on Earth

Let me tell you, after what seem's like a lifetime of May-day's, it hurts just as bad every time you end up there.