Saturday, April 26, 2008

My First Irritation

This is something that I've wanted to talk about for a really long time. Its something that comes to my mind and stays there eating away at my mind, my head and my brain. I just didn't quite know when the appropriate time to discuss this would be.

Well after much contemplation, hesitation and doubt I have decided to speak about this subject. There I was riding my bike, trying to pay attention to the road and scope out possible HCHHSSTT's and obviously not succeeding at either. Its a wonder I haven't fallen down more than twice so far. Once, when it was raining and the bike slipped and the other time when I had to save those poor people from getting run over on the road but I digress that is for another time. So there I am riding away, trying to do the impossible job of multi tasking on two things that require absolute concentration, when suddenly my head itches.

That's right my head Itches! No, I do not suffer from dandruff. Yes, my hair is clean (shampoo it a minimum of 3 times a week). And its not the kind of Itch that goes away, its the kind that persists. Now, generally it would be a simple matter of scratching said Itch and being on my way. But, there are two problems that arise at this time; 1) I am riding a bike that requires both hands on the handle bar (one to clutch in, the other to brake and also helps to keep both hands to steer) and 2) I wear a friggin helmet. Have you ever tried to scratch your head through an helmet? Oh and worst of all do you really think I'm going to try and check out HCHHSSTT's when I have an itch I can't take care off.

I mean isn't it just like life to through you a curve ball when you are expecting a fast ball? Right when you are oh so comfortable, you start to itch.

2 comments:

Bosey said...
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Bosey said...

It's 'throw' a curve ball NOT 'through'! What did you learn in school?