Thursday, April 17, 2008

My First Wingman

You know what I hate most about men? They are all cock blockers! The problem with all men are that they refuse to share, they refuse to let bygones be bygones. Nope, all men love to cock block!

You go to a bar, see a Hot Chick in a high heels, short skirt and tight top (Going forward we'll refer to this as HCHHSSTT), you try to approach her, but this dude from no where cuts in and blocks you with his cock. Oh and to make it worse, he's not even dating her! They are just "friends" but he just can't stand the fact that you may actually score.

What men fail to realise is, the world is filled with HCHHSSTT's, its a big ocean and the possibilities are limitless. If men learnt to be better Wingmen, let me just say that we'd all be getting a lot more.

A good Wingman puts the other man ahead of him, he takes one for the team if he has to, he does whatever needs to be done! If more men learnt to be better Wingmen and didn't cock block as much, the world would be a better place.

In the spirit of Co-operation and Betterment of all MANkind, I say down with cock blocking and up with Wingmanship!

4 comments:

Minal Agarwal said...

Charity begins at home zaev! The next time you go out or rather, we all go out; you be the Wingman :)

Zaev Dutt said...

Its done! I don't have a problem being the Wingman! Like I said what goes around comes around, trust me I've already been a Wingman before!

Inka said...

Today's Activity for the Day:

Spot the grammatical error ;)

Rain said...

ahh some1 tried to steal your thunder!!!