My First Writers Block

I have nothing to say, its taken me all of 8 posts to figure out that I am now suffering from writers block. I look all around me, and nothing comes to my mind.

I know the world is filled with so many issues, subjects of such depth that would leave most people gasping for an oppurtunity to word them, but here I sit. Completely and utterly speechless.

Should I be speaking about "The War in Iraq", "The Presedential race in the US", "The Economic downturn in the US leading to a world wide recession", "The itching sensation on the top of my head", "The lack of women at my workplace" or simply "Why do women wear heels when they don't know how to walk in them?". I am at a complete loss as to what to say on these issues.

I mean lets face it I can answer all these topics in 1 line, but would that hold my ardent readers attention? I ask myself that right now, and the answer is: Lets give it a try!

1) The War in Iraq - One man cockblocking another man trying to get some oil!

2) The Presedenial race in the US - Blacks and women shall not lead a country of Rednecks and MCP's.

3) The Economic downturn in the US leading to a world wide recession - I work for a company that has a net worth of $400 million dollars and going up, what recession??

4) The itching sensation on the top of my head - I checked, it is not dandruff, merely a brainwave.

5) The lack of women at my workplace - Our HR department is filled with women that refuse to hire other women for fear of competition, they all want me single! Its a conspiracy.

6) Why do women wear heels when they don't know how to walk in them? - Unfortunately, I can't answer this, though if I were to guess I would blame it on some flaw in the Universe that requires there should be women that don't know how to walk in heels to increase happiness and joy in all the men out there.

To all my readers out there, I apologise for the Writers Block.